I'm not interested, but this tickled my funny bone
Guffaw... "sold out"? They'll sell you the Ultimate service no problem, but the other options for this digital service are sold out. The same lower priced "performance" tier is not sold out if you choose the "6 month" plan

Also odd... if you're paying for a service, why would it disconnect you after a set number of hours? (I could see a restriction like that on the free service)
It sounds pretty disingenuous to me.