Fortune Quotes

[Zema Bus]

I'm not so sure about the validity of this one

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[Grogan]

A few years ago, I got one that said "You will be dead within a year" (that's actually not very nice). Then not long after I got the same one you did, and I thought "hmm... chances of me being dead in a year are greater than being married"