Random Stuff, Seen on the net that made me LoL

[Dark Angel]

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[Grogan]

Depending on what kind of gun it is, a fine peep sight is better than a scope. A scope is outside the precision of the rifle anyway. I found that out with an SKS (like a Chinese variant of the AK-47 but with a normal rifle stock and star shaped stabby bayonette). I'd say 600 yards is a bit much for that gun (AR-15 type with 5.56 mm)... 300 though. At the 150'ish distance, it should have been all rounds in the target, that gun.

[Grogan]

It no worky now... wax off later. Miyagi go paint fence now.

[Dark Angel]

Yep, at 150 there's no excuse for not putting the full mag on target, one after the other. If the head was too small the body was plenty larger and not moving as much.

[Grogan]

Headshots are foolish, that's probably why bystanders are dead and the target isn't.

[Grogan]

I don't care to get involved in specifics, but everyone (but the willfully ignorant or the vulnerable) should agree that FOX News bites the weenie. This is funny/not funny because it fits for a lot of elderly people.

I was going to send this off to Mom, but they share an email and Dad might not appreciate it. It's also an unpleasant thought, such infirmity as Alzheimers (which he doesn't have... he's very good for his age). He used to have FOX on the dial all the time, but they have become so utterly absurd that he doesn't listen to them at all anymore. However, I can't let this meme I saw go to waste, so...

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[Michael_horatio]

Pretty much..

[Grogan]

I'm an each to their own kind of guy (and hey, I like all the colours of the rainbow) but that guy does look fucking silly. That haircut and leather vest and everything...

[Dark Angel]

and if he could talk a bit quicker it wouldn't hurt. A fella can grow old waiting for him to finish a sentence.

[Grogan]

I saw this used in a reply to a post in a news article comment, as "Here, have an ass made of straws so you can suck my ass!"

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[Dark Angel]

Not a thing from the interwebs, this is my place this afternoon.

So I went into the kitchen for something and picked up my grandaughter (9mo) off the floor. I noticed she was chewing (mostly gumming) on something but couldn't see it. Gave her to my daughter but she couldn't find it. Chewing starts again a minute later and we get it out ... she's been gumming on a piece of cayenne pepper and only objected when my daughter took it off her!

We're anticipating a spicy poop some time in the future!

[Grogan]

It's odd what babies will go for. Lemons, strong onions. Maybe they don't taste certain compounds.

It probably will be uncomfortable for her though.

[Dark Angel]

Went away for a day and a bit (five hour drive up the coast to pick up my wife) and just asked how bubba went.
No reaction.
No aftermath at all.

[Grogan]

Heheh... maybe

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[Dark Angel]

https://www.tiktok.com/@soul.fyre/video ... _device=pc

[Zema Bus]

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[Grogan]

Kind of like cloud formations sometimes, popcorn and other food items with random acts of physics/chemistry (another example is bread and toast etc.)

With regard to the sticker on the dispenser, imagine all the (simple) entitled people who would REPEAT that demand at louder volumes

(anyone with an ounce of understanding would see that isn't a sophisticated enough device to be voice activated, nor would such a thing be practical due to likeliness of error)

P.S. Clouds and toast images etc. are like mass hallucinations... because of the way our optical sensors and nervous systems are all wired. That shit seems to work for everyone, even through one eye, unlike a lot of other optical illusions.

[Grogan]

Online banking serves every need these days

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[Zema Bus]

lol!

[Zema Bus]

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[Grogan]

For highly motivated individuals

[Zema Bus]

I remember these stickers, I had a bunch of them when I was a kid. One that sticks out in my memory is "Burpsi Cola" because I put it on my bedroom door and saw it everyday.

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That was easy, I found it with a quick search:

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[Grogan]

Oh! I remember those... Captain Crud and Weakies

P.S. I just got the first Kona game on GoG (so I could play it on Gentoo, without Steam). In the general store, I remembered seeing "Apple Jacques" cereal. It's Quebec, 1970 this game. Apple Jacks was one that I ate a lot back then. Count Chocula and Frankenberry were the best though

[Zema Bus]

Realistic

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[Grogan]

Heh... it beats a Christmas puppy with no air holes in the box, at least

They certainly are a bad investment, those Teslas. The company is horrible too... they denied someone's warranty claim in Scotland because, wait for it, the car was driven in the rain and the battery got water damage. I don't have to tell you what's wrong with that.

For EVs, the auto makers are doing a better job than Space Karen.

[Zema Bus]

Doesn't look like this one has any mayonnaise

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[Zema Bus]

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[Zema Bus]

Because we never got to see restrooms in Star Trek The controls are on the back, so I guess they have to sit facing the other way

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[Grogan]

That looks like a waste of a very good looking burger.

I've seen those stairs before, they were popular in England a long time ago for space saving.

You can put whatever you want in liverwurst, you could not make it any worse than it already is. That is a disgusting shitpaste

[Zema Bus]

I don't think I've ever had liverwurst, certainly not as an adult anyway. The name alone has been enough, it sounds like it would be even wurst than liver (which tasted nasty to me as a kid the one time we had it). I think I'd rather eat this:

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