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lol... if you look closely at the bogus, deliberately incoherent text, it says "Nut Raisins" (i.e. shriveled testicles)

That's not a real product, but those bologna slices probably are and it looks like fake crap. It reminds me of those "happy face" lunch meats, with dark gut meat or something. Like this example
Indeed, Liverwurst is an awful sounding name but I think wurst in german is a type of sausage. For example Knackwurst is like a big fat pork wiener, it's delicious.

I actually do like liver (fried up with onions/backon) but not shitpaste like liverwurst or liver pate (now THAT's disgusting)

Yes, now that you mention it, I do remember a lot of olive greens and yellows (e.g. cars)

My grandpa had a big yellow Ford LTD in the mid 70's (a big black sinister looking Mercury before that though)

When I was a kid we carved pumpkins and put a candle inside them. My favourite thing was finding them at the road side after halloween for garbage pickup, and savagely kicking and stomping them

If only that bucket of Oreo stuff was real. Fuck the cookies, it's the filling

"Gront Value" Turkey gravy ice cream. That's funny in itself, because that Walmart brand is mostly pretty crappy products. At least here.

I don't think zucchini slices would work too well like that on a pizza, all wilted. They'd have the consistency of snot.

Putting it up yourself

Sardine candy canes, almost as bad as mint (I don't like candy canes). Mint kind of reminds me of being sick, medications often taste like mint. Things like those "Pep" bars (round things) taste like chocolate covered toothpaste to me.

He'll be of no use to Puta now

Might want to stay clear of those big open windows then

Mmm... cabbage rolls

I spell the colour as grey, in Canada

This one turned out to be a real product Their website.

Flaming anus

However, that one isn't too far off the mark. There is chocolate with hot pepper extract in it. I had one given to me as a gift, it was Tabasco branded... chocolate with Tabasco sauce in it. It didn't taste that horrible, but it was out of place. I didn't finish it.

P.S. I missed the bottom, with the link. I see "flaming anus" is a real product... that's awesome.

We get dark chocolate with chilli here on occasion. Sometimes in bar form, sometimes biscuits (TimTams). They're something different.

I wouldn't knock it without trying it, probably better than tabasco sauce.

My sister makes these savory cheese cookies. They have crumbly, old pasty cheddar and a fair bit of cayenne for zip. I got that recipe from an old lady I used to do computer work for, she put those out for me the first day I was there and I was in love. Henceforth, she made sure to make them for any time I was coming over.

Church of WTF

Wanking, Teabagging, Fellatio more like. (I fucking hate that motivational religious crap)

I saw the sequel trilogy, Copy of New Folder, Copy of New Folder (2) and Copy of New Folder (3)

They seemed kind of boring and redundant

Have a nice Mayonnaise Pus sandwich instead. We also don't say Ham Pig sandwiches... but maybe we should, that would be coool

I feel a bit guilty sometimes if I leave a store without buying anything. If it's a personal interaction, I'll just apologetically tell them they don't have anything I want

I'll bet that's in Tokyo... the rest of the apartment probably isn't much bigger than that. They have those squatting toilets over there.